Nearsighted bears

"Do you think these glasses would fit me?" asked Tiny Shellie May.

 "I think so," I said.

"Then may I please have them?" asked Tiny Shellie May. "I think I am a little nearsighted."

 "Tiny Shellie May, I don't think those glasses have any lenses," I said.

 "Well," said Tiny Shellie May, "I told you I think I am a little nearsighted. The frames would probably correct it. Though I think I'm only a little nearsighted when orange glasses match my outfit."

SIGH.