Shopping with Shellie May

"Oh...my," said Shellie May. "That is kind of a revealing top."

"This coming from a bear who came to me wearing only a shirt and a bow," I said.

"Maybe you are right," said Shellie May. "But I am covered in fur and--OH MY!"

"That top shows even MORE skin!" She stared in disbelief.

"Actually, that is a necklace," I said.

"Oh. In that case, it is very pretty!"