By the Fantasy Faire

"Oh!" said Tiny Duffy. "Do we get to go on the train???? We are very close to the Toontown Train Station."

"Not quite," I said.

"Wait...oh no!" Tiny Duffy grimaced. "We're not going to meet princesses, are we?"

"Maybe," I said.

Tiny Duffy let out a massive sigh. "I hate being the only boy."