Stitch's Great Mistake

"My human had never been on Stitch's Great Escape. She heard it was TERRIBLE but she was excited to see the layout for the old-timey ride Mission to Mars, so she thought we should go on it."

"MY HUMAN WAS WRONG."

"About a fifth of the seats were marked as broken and my human didn't feel any motion or smell any scents from the harness and her friend's harness TRIED TO CHOKE HER! My human is normally pretty smart but she should not have gone on this ride."