Tiny Duffy and Tiny Shellie May at California Screamin'

This is about as close as I like to get to California Screamin', at least in the daytime.

3, 2, 1...

"Aren't you glad I didn't make you ride?" I asked.

"Well, the thing is, your BFF promised to take us," said Tiny Duffy.

"But I did not realize it launched over the water," said Tiny Shellie May.

"And I'm not afraid at all!" said Tiny Duffy. "But this seat is very comfortable, so it is all right."

Okay then.