Tiny Duffy does not like the Haunted Mansion

"This ride is haunted, isn't it?" said Tiny Duffy.

"Don't be a cub," said Tiny Shellie May. "It's just a ride and the ghosts aren't real."

"That is one skinny person," said Tiny Duffy.

"Please can I go back to the hotel?" Tiny Duffy whimpered.

"PLEASE?"

Look! It's the gingerbread house! :) The smell calmed Tiny Duffy a LITTLE, though he was still trembling a little in my hands. Poor tiny bear.

Tiny Shellie May is Stubborn

"I can wait out here and hold your purse," offered Tiny Duffy.

"She is my purse," said Tiny Shellie May, motioning to me.

"Then I can wait out here and your purse can hold me."

"Come on," said Tiny Shellie May.

"I am fairly sure I just saw a ghost," said Tiny Duffy.

"Ssh!" said Tiny Shellie May.

I am glad Tiny Duffy hasn't been on the regular Haunted Mansion. I think he would be terrified. (My mom much prefers the Haunted Mansion Holiday version. I think I do too!)

Don't make me

"Don't make me go in," said Tiny Duffy.

"Don't be a cub," said Tiny Shellie May, pulling him free.

(Psst, Tiny Duffy is kind of scared of ghosts. Do not tell Tiny Shellie May.)

Less scary?

"Really, Tiny Shellie May?" asked Tiny Duffy. "You think this is less scary than the water? Look at that spooky black and white bow!"

"Bows are not scary," said Tiny Shellie May. "I wear one almost all the time."

"What about the skulls?" asked Tiny Duffy.

"I have one of those too," said Tiny Shellie May. "And besides, I did not see any bear skulls."

Tiny Duffy did not look comforted.

Tiny Shellie May does not like the water

"It's so pretty by the Rivers of America," said Tiny Duffy.

"I do not like it," said Tiny Shellie May.

"This is much less scary," she added.

Can we...

"Can we ride Haunted Mansion Holiday with a 5 minute standby wait time?" the tiny bears asked.

They held their breath in eager anticipation....

"Yes."

Tiny bears are very pleased. Even though Tiny Duffy is scared of ghosts. (Sssh. Do not tell Tiny Shellie May. He is kind of embarrassed about it.)

Look! We got a not-awful picture of the gingerbread house!