Duffy and a turkey leg

"Duffy, do not be a turkey," said Shellie May.

"How can I be a turkey when I am eating a turkey leg magnet?" asked Duffy. "That would make me a canni-bear."

Heading over to California Adventure

"I like Trolley Treats," said Shellie May, "but why are the treats not shaped like trolleys?"

"I mean, they even have pumpkin carriages and squished Minnies and everything!"

Duffy in the jaws of death

...

"NOT FUNNY!" I said.

Duffy just laughed.

I do not find animal bones as funny as he does!

Shellie May with Walt Disney

"Hi, Walt! Hi, Mickey!" Shellie May paused. "The California sun won't turn me that tan, will it?"

"No, Shellie May."

"Whew! Mickey and Mr. Disney look handsome, but their sunburned clothes are very boring."

Shellie May and Debris

"Wow," said Shellie May.

"Look at all that debris! It is SO COOL! I think there might be a rusted mattress spring set in there!!!"

Shellie May is nothing if not enthusiastic.

Cheese-room

"Tiny Shellie May," said Tiny Duffy. "Lick that mushroom that looks like cheese!"

"No."

"Aw."