Fear of Water

"Wow," said Tiny Shellie May. "That island is SO far away and there's SO much water."

"Don't be scared," said Tiny Duffy.

"Wait," I said. "Tiny Shellie May, you came from Tokyo Disney SEA. Why are you afraid of the Rivers of America?"

"I'm only scared of American water," she sniffed.

"Isn't Cape Cod in America?" I asked.

Tiny Shellie May just sniffed again.